"10 Things That Fail About You"

Hello there, bored and/or lost blog reader!

Its me, Fredge. I'm here to give the first report on 10 things that fail, and to pass on a message from Squirrel245:

"I hope no-one died from boredom after reading about supermarkets for a whole week"

Anyway, 10 things I've noticed that fail (well... fail and stand out) in no particular order:


1. Based on several real life encounters

Elderly driver: "Uhh... okay... I'm driving an automo...car... ehhh.... I'll follow that white line... Oh look, the light has turned red, isn't that pretty... what's this "gear stick" do? How fast am I going... GOOD GRACIOUS ME! 40kph?! Better slow down..."

ATTENTION ELDERLY DRIVER!

2. For lazily classifying every album in the store that has a distorted guitar in it as "Hard Rock"...

ATTENTION SANITY MUSIC STORE!

3. Note: As of the time of this post, I haven't actually watched the show. But a crappy looking spin off of a genuinely crappy show...

ATTENTION 'MARK LOVES SHARON'!

4. For having that FUCKING ANNOYING AD in MSN windows that involve a maze which is programmed to be impossible...

ATTENTION SEEK.COM!

5. For being an appalling addition to the Super Smash Bros series... Stupid little astronaut shit head thing and your army of...

...

Plants...

ATTENTION OLIMAR!

6. I just hate them. They all look the same to me.

ATTENTION CHICK FLICKS!

7. For somehow thinking that calling a movie "The Happening" was a good idea,

ATTENTION M. KNIGHT SHYAMALAN!

8. For thinking that adding a track of someone rapping over the top of an otherwise decent piece of music makes it 10 times more awesome...

ATTENTION MAINSTREAM SOCIETY!

9. For everything she ever did and ever will do, ever...

ATTENTION PARIS HILTON!

10. And finally, for walking around everywhere with your phones spouting shitty excuses for music, for thinking "cunt" is a colloquialism for "dude", "mate", or "friend", and for all having the same stupid rats tail... hair-gel explosion... dyed... thing... hairstyle,

ATTENTION FRESHIES!

Thats all for now. I'll report back when I've decided on more things that fail hard enough to get my stamp of afail.



- Fredge