This website stole my blogging virginity!

So...

We meet again, internet. It's time for round 8.


NOW THEN.

If you're reading this, you're probably wondering, "Why am I reading this?"
The answer is:
You shouldn't be. This is the first in a series of nonsensical blocks of text disguised as blogs.
If you continue to read this blog, you will eventually begin smoking your own feet and trying to initiate phone sex with whoever's working the the drive through at McDonalds.

For those of you who do decide to absorb the bloggy juices with your eyes, welcome to the gorilla sanctuary!

Now apparently these things have a "leave comment" option, which will allow you to fire a barrage of textual rage at the blog that STOLE YOUR LIFE, so feel free to start signing the petitions to get me evicted from the internet.

Asta Pronto!


Squirrel245

"This is an example of a quote. In future blogs, this part of the post will have been invaded by a quote I find awesome and/or hilarious."

- Squirrel245