I have some questions I want answered. Once you answer them I'll release you.
...Or feed you to Kibbles, my rabid pet rhino.
1. If you can point a remote control at a DVD player, press eject, and watch the disc come out, why can't you point them at people who are eating and watch them vomit?
2. Why can't I install a hydraulics system on my bed?
3. If two trains leave two stations, 43.2 kilometres away, one travelling 120kph, the other at 95kph... does anyone give a shit?
4. If someone successfully slams a revolving door, will you die from confusion?
5. WHERE'S MY MONEY?
6. Why can't I have a V12 engine in my electric toothbrush?
7. After the tortoise beat the hare, did he get laid?
8. Is it illegal to cover your car in dreadlocks?
9. Which animals took part in the orgy from which the platypus was created?
10. Why haven't you started answering me yet?
Just some things that have been on my mind for the last few minutes. If anyone knows the answer to any of these, feel free to enlighten my socks.
Squirrel245
"So let me get this straight. That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin."
- Police Officer on South Park
1. Because people do not work like DVD players. They work something more like mp3 players. You press eject and then you can safely remove them. Basically it means that when they are removed there will be no mess.
ReplyDelete2. You can. Try it.
3. No.
4. No, you will die from being hit repeatedly with a revolving door.
5. I SPENT IT ON SPANISH HOOKERS!
6. It won't fit, but a V8 will.
7. Yes. But very slowly.
8. No. In fact, it's a good idea. It may prompt police to search said car for drugs, but it is not, as such, illegal.
9. Duck, wombat, and fish. Or maybe midget whale instead of fish.
10. Because I'm just an internet random who should be doing better things with her time.
1. If you can point a remote control at a DVD player, press eject, and watch the disc come out, why can't you point them at people who are eating and watch them vomit?
ReplyDeleteWhy would I want to....
Also DVDs are entertaining.
2. Why can't I install a hydraulics system on my bed?
Do you want to? I think it would be a waste, seeing as the only thing I generally do with a bed is sleep in it..
3. If two trains leave two stations, 43.2 kilometres away, one travelling 120kph, the other at 95kph... does anyone give a shit?
Yes. Especially if one is running late.
4. If someone successfully slams a revolving door, will you die from confusion?
If I haven't died from one of our group conversations, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't kill me. Though on a related note, there is a hotel in Canberra that is supposed to have a revolving door...but instead it replaced it with curvey electric doors. It fails.
5. WHERE'S MY MONEY?
BANK!
6. Why can't I have a V12 engine in my electric toothbrush?
Because it would be of far better use in a car.
7. After the tortoise beat the hare, did he get laid?
No. He was tired.
8. Is it illegal to cover your car in dreadlocks?
Yes.
9. Which animals took part in the orgy from which the platypus was created?
Duck. Shark. Cattle dog. Snail.
10. Why haven't you started answering me yet?
I HAS.
1) Why are you asking?
ReplyDelete2)You could if you wanted to.
3)No
4)No but it'd be hella confusing
5)I spent it on an I Phone, that's what you get for trusting me with money.
6)I think you can actually.
7)Who wants to bang a turtle?
8)IDK, Try it! XD
9) A beaver and a duck.
10)Because I'm too busy laughing my ass off! XD
Jaz,
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